Trin Tragula
"E.T. deliver mail..."

TheDiva
It took Vernon THIS long to figure out it's probably not a good idea to abuse a kid who can turn him into a toad if he gets pissed off?

Trin Tragula
"I'd just like to thank you, the watching public, for paying my obscenely high salary."

Zee
Yup. This guy has "Death Eater" written all over him.

GlitterBellRock
"Hey Ern! 'e wants to go to San Francisco!"
"Sam Francisky? Did he drove or did he flew?"

daupstart
What happened to Biz Markie??

GlitterBellRock
So THAT'S what happened to the Psychic Rasta!

Zee
*presses nipple against window* "Oh, Biwwy!"

YibbleGuy
I guess "Azkaban" must be what we Muggles call "the 1970s."

Indomitus
I hate guys who do nothing but flash their bread.

TheDiva
As a general rule, it's a bad idea to accept food from someone who looks like this.

TheDiva
"Monstrous good read." ~Daily Prophet

daupstart
"But it was Voldemort that made me squeeze Hermione's ass, I swear!"

TheDiva
"Stay out of trouble," he tells me. Come on, you think staying out of trouble's going to get me to number 1 on the New York Time bestseller list?

Dita DuPave
"The Chamberpot of Secrets is missing!"

GlitTurkeyRock
Slowly, languidly, Hermione stroked her pussy.....

Zee
Slowly, languidly, Ron stroked his squirming rodent.....

TheDiva
I would say you two should be ashamed of yourselves, but then, I've seen the sort of slashfic people write for this series.