TheDiva
Somewhere, a bunch of dirty old men are counting the days till her 18th birthday.

Indomitus
We're not all that old. I mean... They're not all that old.

Gray Zombie
............I'm not dirty.

YingYang
Yeah, but with the exchange rate, I'd say she has to be at least 17 and-a-half by American standards....

GlitterRock
And you know, technically girls mature faster than guys, so there's that to take into consideration.....

Zee
*pops out of cryogenic chamber*
"She eighteen yet? ...No?"
*pops back into cryogenic chamber*

AzuMiguel Daioh
Waiting till her 18th? Screw that!
-pun intended-

TheLurker
aaand in merry old England, where she is, the AOC is 16. Enjoy your blue balls, America.

Indomitus
*sudden male migration to England*

gleeb
"You haven't got a comb, do you? No, you wouldnt."

GlitterRock
Hogwarts or not .... if it's their prom, it's a safe bet that "Hungry Like The Wolf" is gonna be played at some point.

PrezGAR
I don't know, Glitter. After the whole thing with Remus Lupin...

GlitterRock
"Nice Jon Pertwee-look you got goin' on, Ron."

YingYang
"Nice threads, carrot-crotch. Not like you were gonna score any tail anyway, not with the Boy Who Lived stealing the limelight..."

YingYang
"So we're totally renting a room in Hogsmeade, wanna come by later?"