Trin Tragula
"Walther PPK, seven point six five millimetre. I only know of three men who use such a gun, and I believe I've killed two of them."

AgentMoldy
"EVERYBODY! o/Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz...o/ "

scypha
The concert suddenly went awry when Hagrid decided to suddenly stage dive.

Gray Zombie
Are you down with OPP?
"YEA, YOU KNOW ME"

GlitterRock
They could've saved an extra typeface cost if they just named it "Whom I?"

GlitterRock
(twisting fists)
"What are you doing?"
"I'm wishing cancer on you with my mind."
"AHH! Don't wish me cancer, you dick!"

TheDiva
His hair is slowly entering Professor Snape territory.

Dita DuPave
I'm going to Hell for this but...Mmmm...Daniel...Yes, I know he's jailbait, leave me alone....

YingYang
"Damn broom keeps giving me ass splinters...."

GlitterRock
Professor Dumblefore's unfortunate "wardrobe malfunction" during the halftime-show of the tri-wizard tournament wasn't Hogwart's finest moment....

gleeb
"Look, if anyone's seen the pathetic plot twist, please keep it to himself!"

YingYang
Snape's being Queer Eyed...

Zee
Zordon kinda.. fell out of the tube thingee...

GlitterRock
(taunt...taunt) "There. Now you all try it."
"Excuse me, Professor... but we've been in 'Taunting Happy Fun Brigadier' class for over six weeks now. We've taunted everything from a pumpkin, to Filch's cat, to blue flame. Shouldn't we maybe start practicing on the Brigadier hisself?"
"AFTER ONLY SIX WEEKS?? Ohhh, you're not ready yet, boy! Not nearly ready yet!"

TheDiva
Kirsten Dunst went to Beauxbatons?