GlitterRock
[SMACK!]
"I'm Dobby, bitch!"
Gray Zombie
Dobby screwed up the images. Dobby terribly sorry.
"Zathras think Dobby talk funny."
"Jason think so too."
Jason and Zathras can kiss Dobby's House Elf Ass.
JohnSteed
Fabio on the cover of the romance novel, "J'ACCUSE You of Love"
GlitterRock
In my defense.... I was TOTALLY justified in saying "Hey pretty lady, back that fine ass up!" I mean, before he turned around, it was understandable, right? Right??
GlitterRock
Wow, Dobby! Living with the Malfoys that long, in the presence of all that evil. You're damn lucky some perverted member of that family didn't try any kinky sex stuff with you!
"Yeah.... heh heh.... very lucky...." (squirming uncomfortably)
TheDiva
"Harry, that better be your WAND poking me in the stomach..."
TheDiva
"Look, midget, these are the only movies that'll hire you, but me? I was Jean Brodie, fer crissakes..."
GlitterRock
"Hermione! I ... er... um... hmmmm... how was your summer?"
"Boring. Nothing happened."
(staring) "Really? Seems like... alot happened. I can think of ... a COUPLE of things that happened. It's just that... it's only been a few months since we last saw you, yet... umm... uh... umm... WOW....."
AgentMoldy
Coming to you LIVE! from the state of boredom, it's Wake Up, Hogwarts with Diva and Rickman in the Morning.
NurseNoir
It would appear that Lady Jessica has left the Bene Gesserit order and is getting her fashion advice from Quentin Crisp.
JohnSteed
"Be cheery! It's a FESTIVE event, dammit!"
GlitterRock
"Did you have to invite the Cappers, my love?"
"They're my best friends!"
"And are they going to sleep in the same bedroom with you, like when your 'best friend' Hugh stayed last weekend?"
"Ewww, no! Ewww!"
TheDiva
"Wow, Hugh and Diva are really tearing up the dance floor!"
"Don't remind me--that Aussie ponce has been lording it over all of us since he brought home the Tony..."
TheDiva
Tonight, on a very mystical and magical "Oh HELL No Theater"...
GlitterRock
"Mebbe you'd feel more comfortable under my coat, Harry.....?"