Indomitus
"Excuse me.... Dobby was wondering if Harry Potter would please stop clicking the pen. It is driving Dobby out of his tiny mind. Thank you, sir."

Coakley
As Mad Magazine said, would anyone really want a sock belonging to a 13-year-old boy who spent a long, cold, lonely winter in a single-sex dorm?

GlitterRock
"Sock it to Dobby?"

Indomitus
No, Harry. He's not freed if his master gives him socks. He's freed if his master gives him sex!

meqal
A sock?!?!? Mofo, I work my ass off for you for years and all you give me is someone's stinking ass sock?!?!? Somebody is fixing to get a cap busted in that ass, I can tell you now!

PrezGAR
"Now Dobby can become the House Elf Wrestling Federation's version of Mick Foley."

GlitterRock
Sooooooooo..... every time I lose a sock in the laundry, a House-Elf gets freed?

TheDiva
If he starts wearing that over his yoohoo, I'm abandoning the series.

Indomitus
He will, Diva, and he'll start touring with the Chili Peppers.
o/` "Under the bridge, downtown... is where Dobby drew some blood..." o/`

LauraPowers85
Ewww noooo- not gramma feet!

Indomitus
"I am... an evil tree!"

GlitterRock
Veronica Lake's back from the grave -- and she's pissed!

GlitterRock
"That's right. Tell your friends: Dobby's back in town."

TheDiva
Oh, like being Jason Isaac's slave is such a BAD thing.
...Not that I'd know from experience, of course, I mean, it's not like I'm involved in that sort of kinky stuff with him, or any of my Crushes, those chains were in the Palace when I moved in...say, is that Linda Cardellini and Johnny Depp over there?

GlitterRock
"Sometimes, when Dobby gets nervous, Dobby puts Dobby's hands under Dobby's armpits .... then Dobby SNIFFFFFFFFFFFS them!"