JohnSteed
"I'm going to SO poop on your broomstick!"

Coakley
I'm waiting for a much taller and oddly gayer version of Zefram Cochrane to fly me past the speed of light.

Indomitus
"You have lovely eyes. So... Fight evil wizards around here much?"

GlitterRock
"So.... what was it like working with Judson Scott and Richard Lynch?"

Indomitus
Let me guess... All the litter on the highways?

TheDiva
"Sit down, Harry, and I'll tell you how to handle a woman."

GlitterRock
"Only a true Gryffindor could have pulled the deus ex-machina out of the hat......"

PrezGAR
"Ah, Excalibur. It's been quite a long time since I pulled you from the stone."

Indomitus
Now there's an evil sorceror who really loves his toffeys.

TheDiva
No, I will NOT tell you what I did to cause this reaction. You'll just have to imagine it.

GlitterRock
"Altoids? Of course I've heard of them! Do you really think a *Muggle* could have made them so 'curiously strong?'"

LauraPowers85
"Now cahn I have a hallelujah!"

YibbleGuy
If Gollum couldn't have the One Ring, at least he can try to be center for the Green Bay Packers.

TheDiva
House elves to your marks...

LauraPowers85
Quit showing off for Winky, Dobby. We all already know you have excellent upper-body strength.