Coakley
What's really hidden in the Chamber of Secrets...
"I hated my muggle parents so I... hey, have you ever looked at your hands? I mean *really* looked at your hands?"

tinaw
.oO Let's see. . . five fingers. . . face . . I just don't get it! Oo.

Trin Tragula
Five-time! Five-time! Five-time! FIVE-TIME! FIVE-TIME WCW CHAMPION, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

LauraPowers85
So I guess no one in Hogwarts ever shits? This is the cleanest damn sewer I've ever seen.

TheLurker
A crucifix?
"Ooh, Jason find perfect gift for Regan. Regan wear out old one."

LadyBlackAdder
o/' Got a dragon on my back, it's a dragon attack... o/'

GlitterRock
The "Hermione's vibrator" scene is very faithful to Rowling's first draft, apparently.

Dita DuPave
For a moment I thought he was carrying a naked Barbie.

GlitterRock
"Uncle Vernon was right -- there *IS* a certain je ne sais quoi about a firm young carrot!"

GlitterRock
o/` Don’t wake up too soon.....
...gonna take a ride across the moon....
...you and me.... o/`

Indomitus
The real reason Lorena Bobbitt cut it off: She wanted to record a page in her journal and couldn't find a pen.

LauraPowers85
"I'm gunna fight for my right to party!"

wd40
You know Hermoine is getting older when her monthly "friend" lets her know that Weasley was telling the truth when he said he pulled out on time!

Indomitus
Oh, I hate it when your existential being collapses in on itself due to some irreconcilable contradiction in a deep philosophical ponderance. Happens to me all the time, and you never really get used to it. Really, I don't know how Kant managed.

Indomitus
I think her brain's got a really bad oil leak.