TheDiva
Where'd his teeth go?

TheDiva
What kind of name is "Marvolo," anyway? Apart from the kind of name that allows you to make anagrams from your full name, I mean...

Dita DuPave
Sounds like a fancy chocolate.

GlitterRock
Graffiti .... Hogwarts-style.

GlitterRock
So one day he thought... 'Let's see... I'm going to use up all the letters of my Mudblood name to spell I AM LORD VOLDEMORT?' What kind of supervillain worth their salt takes into account having to use "I AM?" in their anagram??

AgentMoldy
"Lord Volleyball?"
"Voldemort."
"Moldywort?"
"VOLDEMORT! Look, let me make it simple for you..."

TheDiva
In France, in order to get the anagram "Je suis Voldemort," his name had to be changed to Tom Elvis Jedusor.
This has been another Useless Fact.

scypha
Welcome to the Invisible Animal Petting Room.

LauraPowers85
"Can I borrow about Tee fity?"
"GOD DAMN YOU, LOCH NESS MONSTA! WE DON'T GIVE HANDOUTS! YOU GET A JOB LIKE THE REST OF US!"

NurseNoir
"HOWAHYAAAAA?????!!!!!!"

GlitterRock
So.... Harry's the prisoner of Azkaban? I get these things confused.

CaptionFreak
"Hello? Got any Pocky Sticks? I'm kinda low, so the Hogwarts ghosts told me to go to the sewers where the Wizarding Black Market is. Say, are those tapes of Paris Hilton's sex romp?"

LauraPowers85
GODZILLA!!!!!

Dita DuPave
"Somebody left their packaged role of pennies!"

AlexGariepy
Apparently they're setting a trap with pickles as bait.