GlitterRock
"Jazz hands! I SAID JAZZ HANDS, DAMMIT!"

CaptionFreak
How did Jack from 'Will and Grace' make it into Harry Potter?

TheDiva
"How did I end up in the 'Moulin Rouge' opening?"

TheDiva
"It stinks being in Ravenclaw! We don't even get decent page time until the fifth book..."

JohnSteed
Why are there so many Duke fans at Iowa State?

TheDiva
Tom Bombadil, angry at being left out of Peter Jackson's films, crashes other fantasy series.

Diana Luna
"I don't swing that way, mon!"

ArkhamGuard
o/ O-ho the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin' now,
I don't know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin' for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump'n thpethyul
Just for me! /o

Trin Tragula
"Holy shit! You saw Thunderpants?"

AlexGariepy
Wow! Where can *I* get that Superman cape?

meqal
You boys haven't seem a little private eye about this tall wandering around here have you?

GlitterRock
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve...."

TheDiva
Again I must ask: why are the cute ones always evil? Or emotionally disturbed?

TheDiva
"Ron, could you be useful for once and hold this thing? My arms about to fall off..."

LauraPowers85
If Darth Vader wore a furry helmet.