HARRY POTTER CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
-ppy Gilmore.
(Another thing I've never understood is why wizards have things like trains and radio, but haven't quite grasped the concept of a ballpoint pen.)


GlitterRock
--rlan Ellison. I
[THE REMAINDER OF THIS CAPTION HAS BEEN SEIZED AS EVIDENCE IN THE CASE OF ELLISON V. GLITTER'S CAP-PAGE BOARD, COURT DATE PENDING]


Indomitus
Will the real Harry Potter please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?


JohnSteed
-rd Rockbone. Why do I think this is a porn set-up?


PrezGAR
-rcourt Fenton Mudd. Want to buy a robot woman?


AlexGariepy
-mburglar. That Ronald McDonald character never lets me have any hamburgers even if they're not that big...


Indomitus
-rd to spell, so can I just sound it out to you?


TheLurker
-rpo Marx. Honk honk honk.


scypha
-nk Aaron. I once was the all time home run champion, but then some snot-nosed punk made me a hasbeen within weeks. Stupid jerks...


tinaw
" --n Solo. I want to be paid up front in girly giggles."


AgentMoldy
--nk Hill. I sell propane and propane accessories.


ArkhamGuard
-rvey Dent...1 +1 =2! 2 +2 + nothingness. Batman must die. Batman must live!


Gray Zombie
-rry Potter.
Get it, cuz it's a Harry Potter movie and.....oh wait, I just screwed up another thread, didn't I?
"Come Foster Papa Gray, Jason take you back to Foster Mama Cordy. Jason apologizes to everyone."



GlitterRock
"All yowse at Hogwart's are gonna worship the Golden Calf now, see? Nyah!"



Gray Zombie
Uh oh, Timon, we got a problem
"Pumba, what's the matter?"
I think we're in the wrong movie.
"Yesh. We're in a Harry Potter movie."
Eisner isn't going to like this.
"Ah, to hell with Eisner. Hey, let's go over to Hagrid's hut and see what kind of grubs he's got."
Ok.





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