GlitterRock
"Father, t-they didn't.... kill.... Old Yeller, did they?"
"Yes, Draco. They did. But you see, Old Yeller was really a Mudblood."
"Oh, that's better then."

GlitterRock
"Bugger! You've ruined my KISS tattoo!"

LauraPowers85
"I told her to make me look cute, and she did this to me! Damn you, Supercuts!"

Dita DuPave
"I am the ghost of Pepsi Girl Past, o/`ba ba ba ba ba...o/`"

TheDiva
"And once Patrick Swayze channeled into Whoopi Goldberg so he could feel up Demi Moore. Now THAT was just disturbing."

JohnSteed
"Ohhhhhh, 'enry 'iggins killed me, 'e did!"

Indomitus
"Ron! What have I told you about leaving my Playwizard magazines in the lavatory?!? Oh, and it's the June issue, too, the one with Charisma in it. You're a dead man, Ron."

TheDiva
What would happen if his real name was Thomas? Would he have been Lord Voldesmortha?

AlexGariepy
The Mallard Noodle?

GlitterRock
HOW R U? A/S/L?

TheDiva
As if Voldemort isn't evil enough, he's chatting up boys on the Internet...

GlitterRock
Oh great, Voldemort's got a web-cam!

Indomitus
Harry Potter and the Convoluted Backstory
Chapter 3: He Had to Ask

tinaw
. . . to a time when it was always snowing, and all schools were built on steep hills. A time when shoes and boots were a luxury, but tennis paddles were in great supply. . .

Gray Zombie
...before the Cap-Page Board, before Inventing Situations, before Caption This. To a time that Cappers did not exist. It's very boring, even with graphics.