JohnSteed
"Damn, Grainger, when was the last time you cut that gigantic mass of hair?"
Indomitus
We know you love the fact that it has 3 different speeds and feels really good, Hermione, but I don't think you should be pulling that thing out during dinner.
Agent_Moldy
How disappointing to find out the only secret the chamber held was that Screech had been living there for the past three years.
LauraPowers85
"I'm a sad wittle wich boy."
scypha
"You folks DO know that I'll just get more and more smarmier as the years go on, right?"
Sure, Malfoy! Whatever you say...
JohnSteed
"Egads, Potter! Where are you going to shove that!"
"Let's say we get some slash fic writers and find out!"
GlitterRock
The Young Robert DeNiro Chronicles
LauraPowers85
Go ahead. Spit it out already. We all know what you're going to say.
"POTTER!"
alexgariepy
A young besmirched William Regal.
GlitterRock
"Mmm that's a good bit of 'bastarding' in today. I think I'll knock off for an hour, catch Top of The Pops, have a quick bite, and get in some 'little pricking' in before supper."
Coakley
I still don't see how evil you can be if you look like Devon Sawa.
meqal
I knew that Mitchell kid was evil, Martha!
You know, George Wilson, for once you might be right.
PrezGAR
"Uh, since my character's father is Jason's Foster Uncle Lucius, does that make me his Foster Cousin Draco?"
The_Gray_Zombie
Jason say it, "Oh, HELL no!"
"Did you guys here what Jason said? Spoken like a true Capper. God, I'm so proud. *sniff* Anyone got a hanky?"
JohnSteed
Hair that assures you that he can buy and sell your ass.