Coakley
"It's fun deciding what a child wizard or witch will do with their lives based on what house I put them in! Riddle would have been the next Hogwart's headmaster if I'd put him in Gryffindor!"
The_Gray_Zombie
I don't CARE if you want to be in the GlitterDome House. I sorted everyone out by their capping ability. Young E_B_A, for example, went to the Dementia House. Little Miss Moldy, she went to the Inventing Situations House. That Zombie fellow, he's GlitterDome House material. You, I placed in the Illustrious House.
"But the House leader is too busy searching for 'Himself', one guy is drooling over photos of the Bionic Woman, and who in the HELL is Iverson?"
It was either that or the trash heap with Weird_Fi.
TheDiva
"Look, you'd be grumpy too if you sat on Dumbledore's shelf all year! I could tell you stories about him that would rob you of sleep for months..."
alexgariepy
Ah nuts, my chocolate hat was out too long...
TheDiva
"You think you can take me, go ahead on."
TheDiva
Go away, Harry, you're harshin' my buzz.
TheLurker
"Hey hey, I won't have boobs until the next movie. Could you keep it in your pants until then, huh?"
scypha
"Hold it right there! I won't be in Penthouse for another seven years or so. Hustler within five I think, but not until then!"
JurassicPork
"Mr. Polanski was adamant that he wouldn't date me until I was this old."
BitShifter
"I know what you're wondering, Ron. Do I like hot dogs or tacos?"
Agent_Moldy
"And the answer is...BOTH!"
GlitterRock
"Personally I enjoy Twinkies. Putting them in my mouth, and sucking the creme out-- Ron, you're sweating even more than usual! Why?"
Indomitus
Out of TP? Muffins work just as well.
GlitterRock
Wow. Hermione's got a nice pair of cupcakes for her age!
JohnSteed
These things can do 20 HP damage on Phantasy Star II.