TheDiva
He's attacking Prince Charles!
DocktorD
J.K. Rowling's life list:
Ignore infant son to allow more writing time: check
Rip off Neil Gaiman's Tim Hunter: check
Rip off J.R.R. Tolkien's Gollum: check
Stretch out this premise beyond its natural life: check
Become richer than the Queen or Paul McCartney: check
Convert my filthy lucre to silver pieces and swim around in it like a dolphin, throwing it up in the air and letting land on me, thus ripping off Carl Barks's Donald Duck: awaiting completion of vault.
alexgariepy
Look, both of you can use that Lysol can to make the room smell like pine, it doesn't matter who pushes the button!
NurseNoir
And they're fighting overrrrr.... OH HELL NO!!!!
Dita DuPave
I'll just spare myself the therapy sessions and say that they're fighting over a giant eraser.
TheDiva
What? It's only a Subway meatball sandwich...
JurassicPork
Never get between an Ethiopian and a crust of bread.
(What will St. Peter say to me on entering heaven? I don't think I'll ever have to worry about that.)
GlitterRock
"If you think I'm a handful you should meet my cousin, Bitching Betty."
The_Gray_Zombie
Could be worse, could be PMSing Pauline.
TheDiva
I just realized: She looks like Harry, only with pigtails...
TheDiva
Hermione Granger: The Martha Stewart of the wizarding world.
Dita DuPave
oO/Ok, it's smoking, what did I do wrong?\Oo
GlitterRock
.... and the Smug-Off Competition entered its seventh day.
DocktorD
As if a little padding can protect you from the Dark Arts. Get some magical kevlar, you git!
PrezGAR
"Hold still, Diva, while I try this new clothing removing charm. Then we can get down to business."