
SweetHeart666:
"o/` So, who's the slightly effeminate one? That's Me! o/`"

Klatuu 7:
Can we still order this stuff?
Dante83:
The N guys should just come with microwave instructions because you know that's
just where they're ending up.
MoldyLouWho:
N) "Hi! Remember us? We were in the movie, too!"
*crickets chirp*
"P... please don't kill us..."

Mattteus:
Oh is that awl? (don't hit!)
gleeb:
Insanity is just minutes away!
MoldyLouWho:
Was $16.99, now $14.88? That's a two dollar and eleven cent savings! Hey,
everybody! This ad's a phony! A GREAT BIG PHONY!!!"

GlitterBellRock:
Sure, Barbie goes home to Ken -- but she spends her nights with Shaniqua.

SweetHeart666:
(1) B-Movie Space Queen
(2) Hogwarts Reject
(3) Stepford Wife
TheCarolingDiva:
Dress as a princess, or a fairy, or....a princess....
Dante83:
Too bad it will be your same annoying daughter each time.
TheSpaceToast:
Thrill as your daughter perishes in the Fire of Ishtar.
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