HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS CAPTIONS
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SweetHeart666:
"o/` So, who's the slightly effeminate one? That's Me! o/`"



Klatuu 7:
Can we still order this stuff?

Dante83:
The N guys should just come with microwave instructions because you know that's
just where they're ending up.

MoldyLouWho:
N) "Hi! Remember us? We were in the movie, too!"
*crickets chirp*
"P... please don't kill us..."



Mattteus:
Oh is that awl? (don't hit!)

gleeb:
Insanity is just minutes away!

MoldyLouWho:
Was $16.99, now $14.88? That's a two dollar and eleven cent savings! Hey,
everybody! This ad's a phony! A GREAT BIG PHONY!!!"



GlitterBellRock:
Sure, Barbie goes home to Ken -- but she spends her nights with Shaniqua.



SweetHeart666:
(1) B-Movie Space Queen
(2) Hogwarts Reject
(3) Stepford Wife

TheCarolingDiva:
Dress as a princess, or a fairy, or....a princess....

Dante83:
Too bad it will be your same annoying daughter each time.

TheSpaceToast:
Thrill as your daughter perishes in the Fire of Ishtar.




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