HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS CAPTIONS
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Chrismahanakwanzafreak:
Usually when one encounters these in real life, there's a thick layer of grease on dust
on them, as well as a spiderwebs.



Gray Zombie:
Who's that kid and what's he doing in my bedroom?

Zee:
He's got the Darth Vader alarm clock! When the alarm goes off he says
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

cajunmagic:
That's just the American version. The Asian version says,
"DOOOOOO NOOOOOOOT WAAAAAAAANT!"



gleeb:
Well, I have always wanted to dry my crotch with a jawa.

GlitterBellRock:
Hmmm, either I choose the 'enemy' side -- or the side with free-floating incestuous
overtones. Decisions, decisions...

Zee:
Wait, the Jawas were bad guys?

TheCarolingDiva:
But they were slaughtered by the Stormtroopers, so...the Stormtroopers are good
guys?



GlitterBellRock:
"Mmmm, comfy. And thanks for the new slippers, honey."
"You're welcome, Claude Rains."



Mattteus:
It's fun until trash day comes.




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