HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS CAPTIONS
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Zee:
The angel furiously jerking off had to be censored for our protection.



jackrouters:
My First Hickory Farms Crap-In-A-Box Playset

TheCarolingDiva:
Hugo's Christmas present!

JMShearer:
You know, I've never quite trusted those things when I could see them in the store. It
makes me particularly nervous to think of them being ordered out of a Sears catalog.



Indomitus:
But do they have Chocolate Salty Balls?

GlitterBellRock:
*doing math* Net weight 1lb 4 oz ... rounds out to 20 oz.... divided by 90 pieces.... makes each
piece a grand size of... *hits total*... 0.22 ounces??

Just pick up a bag of M&Ms fer cryin' out loud!



gleeb:
Bakes at lower temperatures for all the excitement of the salmonella lottery!



Christmas DITty:
Not even Spencer's Gifts would think these were sellable.




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