NurseNoir:
Mattteus:
Mattteus:
Daniel Day-Lewis, NOOOO!
I swear these models are wearing stilts, nobody's legs are that long
TheCarolingDiva:
Is that John Travolta on the bottom?
jackrouters:
Isn't it always?
Harry Hamlin Sabato Jr.
GlitterBellRock:
"Mommy, it's Santa!"
*Santa spasms, squirts squirts squirts onto the window*
"OHMYGOD!!" 
*woman closes drapes quickly*
"Mommy! Why did Santa leave us eggnog on the window?"
ChaosWolf1982:
(And Glitter ruins Christmas for children everywhere. Thanks for saving me some time, pal!)
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