HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS CAPTIONS
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cajunmagic:
Oh, wow. I thought it said "Cotton Flannel NIGHTMARE".

Mattteus:
Chest pocket for when you need to take notes in your sleep.

Flappersquirrel:
I don't know what a Gripper Snap at fly closure is, but it sounds like it would hurt.

Dante83:
This is the page your grandmother goes straight to when Christmas shopping.



Flappersquirrel:

...

This is art.

Granamyr1:
Flip a coin to guess which one is the bigger twink.

Dante83:
For when you've decided you really, really, really never want to have sex again.

GlitterBellRock:
Ewwww, they have batch batch!

Mattteus:
Now this is what I was waiting for none of that... hey where are their units??



Mattteus:
C'mon, Scott Bakula had more package than that.

Zee:
Ewwww, he has Sportacus/Robbie Rotten area!



GlitterBellRock:
"I am freeeee!"



Dante83:
That hair is available on page 112.

cajunmagic:
The perfect suit for surrendering your very life essence to Xenu.




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