HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS CAPTIONS
- PAGE SEVEN -





Mattteus:
Now you too can dress like Shaun Cassidy!

TheCarolingDiva:
*Warning: Your adult self will be ashamed of having owned this.

gleeb:
Am I right in thinking "pretty-plus" girls were paired off with "husky" boys at dance class?



Zee:
Um, do they come in adult sizes? For men? They're for.... a... friend.

Indomitus:
Ah, yes. The commercials that planted the seed for many a budding young pedo.

Chrismahanakwanzafreak:
The white cotton undercrotch panel is for loading and unloading, only.

Shadarus:
*raises hand meekly* I had the Batgirl set... My mom was SO mad at me when she caught
me in the front yard one afternoon in nothing but Roo's and a pair of pink plastic sandals!

ChaosWolf1982:
...Well, I hope she's feeling calmer about it now that a few weeks have passed, Shady.



Indomitus:
Photographic proof that Phoebe Cates wasn't always a hottie.

GlitterBellRock:
"Damn Stephanie, those jeans are so tight! How does somebody get into those?"
"Just ask cajun."



cajunmagic:
You, too, can dress like Paula Poundstone.

Diana Luna:
New from the young Lesbian Accountant line.



YibbleGuy:
Next on World's Rarest Celebrity Photos ... "Jennifer Jason Leigh, Looking Happy."

Dante83:
Now she's just pissing all over the line between 'conservative' and 'slutty.'




Previous Holiday Mail-Order Page

Next Holiday Mail-Order Page




BACK TO THE GLITTERDOME!!