HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS CAPTIONS
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ChaosWolf1982:
... God, I'm a total pathetic geek, and even I'd beat up someone wearing that.

GlitterBellRock:
It's either a young Glen Quagmire ... or a young Larry Dallas. Which are really just the same.
Really.

GlitterBellRock:
I have the most twisted mental picture of this kid doing The Hustle

GodoHell:
Jim Henson's Herb Tarlek Babies

TheCarolingDiva:
I'm having a hard time accepting there was ever a time when this might be considered
fashionable.



Dante85:
Little Candace Cameron. If your childhood fashion choices had been better informed, maybe
you wouldn't be the scary, terrrifying Jesus-freak you are today.



Mattteus:
Why don't you just write "I HATE MY KIDS" on their faces?



Mattteus:
Perfect for when you need to burn down your antarctic base to stop the spread of an alien
infection

Dante83:
These could really motivate me to stick with my resolution for 1980: Become a Serial Killer.



Dante83:
That is more than has ever needed to be said about a Mork shirt.

cajunmagic:
So, you put the outfit on and go on a cocaine bender?

GlitterBellRock:
Wear it and be the envy of other children* today!
* other children meaning 'nerds less geeky than you who get a brief vacation from bullies as you get your ass handed to
you for a week for wearing that outfit.'




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