HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS CAPTIONS
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Gray Zombie:
Ralphie, this is an intervention. All this talk of that B.B. gun is beginning to concern us.



ChaosWolf1982:
Since when have Superman and Wonder-Woman ever had masks?
...and is that top kid in the Batman PJs wearing lipstick?

GlitterBellRock:
Kids 1 & 3 -- staunch Warner Brothers-enthusiasts -- start beating the hell out of Kid 2.

AntiHero:
Just look at cold murderous stare in Spidey's eyes. Good thing his cronies are holding him back.



Flappersquirrel:
But why is Hervé Villechaize modeling it?

GlitterBellRock:
Roman Polanski is looking at this in a cold sweat right about now.



Mattteus:
You still have an inch or so of space not filled with adjective

cajunmagic:
The kind you just HATE to take off when you're hubby comes home, demanding anal.



Zee:
WARNING: May cause undue levitation.

LauraPowers85:
Dare any man to not want to fuck you in those outfits.

gleeb:
Even the club-footed girl who drags her leg can feel pretty!




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