HOLIDAY MAIL-ORDER MADNESS CAPTIONS
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GlitterBellRock:
"We're home, honey! Been keeping busy?"
(standing by fireplace, tosses another empty can into it) "RED BULL GIVES ME WINGSSSSSS!
HAGGGAHAAAGGGGAHAGGGGA!"

GodoHell:
My Mom probably still has this in her basement somewhere, except the bra & panty pages are all
stuck together for some strange reason.

Chrismahanakwanzafreak:
I was 5, and I never knew they advertised phone sex on the cover!



gleeb:
Disneyland! It's Incesterrific!



cajunmagic:
Two kids whose parents...hate them, very, very much.

GlitterBellRock:
Sears Portraits of the Damned

gleeb:
He was underaged, but the Navy took him anyway.



Flappersquirrel:
Oh yeah, we always wear giant flannel nightgowns on picnics. Especially in the summer!



Shadarus:
I can see already that this gallery is going to give me nightmares... I had the pants set.

ChaosWolf1982:
Wait... was that catalog for 1979, or 1679? Because this is some incredibly RenFaire-ish stuff for
the Disco Era...

GlitterBellRock:
*Dad flicks matches at daughter*
"Dad, stop it!"
"Ah, pipe down. The worst thing that can happen is, we'll win a multi-million dollar lawsuit against
Sears!" *flicks another one*

Dante83:
Cool, now we know who can run back into the burning house for the photo albums.




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