GlitterRock
Oh my God, they killed Bojay! YOU BASTARDS!!
GlitterRock
"Mike's Hard Lemonade? I don't get the joke, sorry...."
GlitterRock
Genetic-Freak's Night! Buy one head a drink, get the second head's drink free!
Cyberbeast
Oh no! That ride outside of K-Mart broke away and took off!
PrezGAR
This weekend at the Expo Center, Imperatala-Galacticon VII! Guests include Buck Rogers himself, Gil Gerard. From Battlestar Galactica, that guy who played Jolly. Three living Doctors! Watch as Boba Fetts collide when the guy from Empire and Jedi meets the kid from Attack of the Clones. Plus, meet Harlan Ellison, and his legal team. And, a live MSTing of Pluto Nash by Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett!
Cyberbeast
Looks like Artie Lange is doing well ever since he joined the Howard Stern show.
GlitterRock
John Blutarski - Senator, Washington, D.C
YibbleGuy
"I've almost finished recharging Keith Richards' head."
"Well, sew it back on quick. Mick wants to do an encore."
YibbleGuy
Federation Starship U.S.S. It's A "Massager".
YibbleGuy
With Verne Troyer as "Mini-Jesus."
gleeb
"Ford, who the Hell is Obi-Wan Kenobi?"
GlitterRock
"I am the Emergency Barry Gibb Hologram. Please state the nature of the disco emergency."
Cyberbeast
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr. Dent, I expect you to die."
Cyberbeast
Neither Doug or Gary thought that anyone else at the Halloween party would be dressed as 'the lead singer from Alabama if he were a futuristic Roman centurion'. Imagine their embarassment.
Cyberbeast
Here we see a screen shot from the new Farscape spinoff, "Commadant Grayza: The College Years"