HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY CAPTIONS -
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GlitterRock
Paul McGann's appearance on ENTERPRISE:
"I'm half-Andorian... on my mother's side."


gleeb
Ford Prefect stands in for St. Bartholomew at the Pentecost.


GlitterRock
Kingsford Ford Prefects light faster and burn hotter!


GlitterRock
Not to be confused with the Shirleyfeeney 57 Boobookitty Brain.


PrezGAR
I didnt know Slinkies drank tea. Or anything else for that matter. I thought they just walked down stairs, alone or in pairs.


gleeb
Silly straws make any beverage a party!


Cyberbeast
According to the polygraph, the tea is lying.


Cyberbeast
Here, Gwen Stefani looks at a graph depicting a computer calculated prediction of No Doubt's record sales if she were to get breast implants.


GlitterRock
At last! A machine that will enable a restaurant to serve baked potatoes *BEFORE* 4:00 pm!


tinaw
Ok, ok. . .would this be incest? Homosexuality? Masterbation? What??


GlitterRock
"I woke up this morning and you weren't there. I hate that..."


tinaw
He's a Lumbermatic, and he's ok.


Cyberbeast
"Settle a bet between my friend here and me. Did you guys build those Easter Island statues?"


LongLiveRock
(calling on his invisible cell phone) Hey, mom, you were right about what would happen to me if I played in Toxic waste!


gleeb
Tonight, on "Ludicrous Jacket Theatre"...




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