Cyberbeast
"Dude, I found my old bong."
GlitterRock
"I'm telling you, Arthur, it's not mine! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!"
GlitterRock
"Oh, what's that, Ford? Some exotic alien device for splitting atoms?"
"Close: a vibrator."
MrTim
Doctor numbers 10 and 13 meet.
PrezGAR
o/` Well, every person you can know (Arthur, Ford, a Vogon)
And every place that you can go (A pub, an office, a Contructor Fleet)
And anything that you can show (The Guide, A towel, a Babelfish)
You know they're nouns. o/`
Cyberbeast
Anyone can travel through space but it takes style to do it in your bathrobe.
GlitterRock
o/` ... did you know they're made from real cheese, even though they look like fishies -- the snack that smiles back, goldfish! o/`
LongLiveRock
Not Another Doomsday Cult!
tinaw
"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?"
*cracks up laughing*
"No... No!" "Neither did I. I was just asking."
GlitterRock
Yeah, I feel the same about Eliza Dushku, also...
LongLiveRock
You suck at Tetris, Arthur!
GlitterRock
"I should be sad because the Earth is destroyed ... but as long as I still have my Pocket Poker, I guess everything's ok."
alyd23
Hitchhiker DVD Deleted Scene #8: Arthur tazers Ford in the heart
TheLurker
"Where's your hand, Ford?"
"Between two pillows."
"Those aren't pillows."
PrezGAR
"Am I not Turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club?"