HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY CAPTIONS -
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LongLiveRock
People Who Care: 0


GlitterRock
It is now 30 minutes past the hour. You may caption this image until 37 past the hour.


MrTim
Place: Babylon 5


GlitterRock
Uh... SideMan.... I think I pressed the wrong button on the microwave again. Where's the reset?


gleeb
Well, there goes lunch!


elKapitan
Time To Elapse Before End Of The World Is Prevented: 05:16:44


gleeb
So...10 out of 10 for calculation, but several million points off for not preventing catastrophe.


MrTim
In 5 hours, 16 minutes, and 45 seconds, REM will feel fine.


tinaw
What, me worry?


MrTim
Well, I suppose it's slightly better than duct tape and plastic sheeting . . .


elKapitan
DON'T PANIC?!!!! OHMYGAWDSOMETHINGBADISABOUTTOHAPPEN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Laurie2K
I just can't help it!!! I'm from Canada!!! Militarily speaking, our whole armoured vehicle division is limited to a fish tank!!!


GlitterRock
Simply , print this image out, use some scissors, and you've got your own teeny-weeny HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE paper dolls!


GlitterRock
Typical reaction to turning to Page 3:
"Bloody 'ell! Could Jordan's boobs get any BIGGER?!?"


GlitterRock
o/~ la la la... Steve the Astronaut ... la la la.... flying in space ... la la la ... handles on his spacesuit ... la la la... makes storage easy... o/~




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