GodoHell
We now return to Beez McKeever as Courtney Love in a very special "Love, American Style."

GlitterBellRock
THE DA-LEKS CAN-NOT STAND ANY-MORE OF THIS! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!

GlitterBellRock
*animated dog moves over, sticks nose under that mini-skirt .... and is easily one of the least disturbing shots in this whole thing!*

Zee
Ozgur Yazici: now serving 10-15 years in a federal penitentiary.
Anthony Baaz: sentanced to 20 years, but beaten to death in the first six months.
Jose Rosario: now serving 25 to Life in federal penitentiary.

GlitterBellRock
Ozgur "You Take Off Top Now, Pretty Girl" Yazici
Anthony "Uncle Tony Has A Candy Cane In His Pocket, Sweetie" Baez
Jose "Leetle Gurl? You Like Donkeys?" Rosario

Mattteus
This is the makings of a bad joke. "A turk a swede and a mexican were working on a kiddie erotica set..."

ChaosWolf1982
And now...
THE PARADE OF AWKWARD-TO-PRONOUNCE LAST NAMES!

ChaosWolf1982
Why would Mr. and Mrs. DePaola name their daughter "Tool"?

Zee
special thanks to:
Johnny Handsome, the famous homosexual, and Johnny Girl, his drag persona

Flemington Police Department, for taking it easy on us and covering up that pesky evidence.

The Citizens and Officials of Rutland, Vermont

GlitterBellRock
Satan

and Viewers Like You.

jackrouters
Fantastic Stew provided by

Johnny Longbow

GodoHell
FEAR the Cajun money shot!!!

(I'll be sure to send y'all a postcard from Hell.)

TheSpaceToast
There is nothing I trust more than a Keeling Islands domain registry.

Cyberbeast
...if you'd like a visit from the FBI.