cajunmagic
"Sometimes"
*sniffle*
"...it's really hard and I..."
*sniffle*
"...I just...there are days when I don't feel like whoring it up, y'know?"

gleeb
You know, when something is taken away. Like your innocence or your will to live.

TheCarolingDiva
She looks like every bitch who made my life hell in junior high.

GlitterBellRock
"If a '-' means minus... does a '+' sign mean.... um.... minus times two?"

GodoHell
"Hmmm. Many buffalo come soon. Trample Hall Monitor."

gleeb
That…thing on the left is straight out of an Edward Gorey drawing.

TheSpaceToast
"Yeah, but how many at once?"

(God, I hate myself.)

GlitterBellRock
"One of us is gonna have to go in there to Mr. Lewis, offer to screw in exchange for us all getting an A, and ... well... take one for the team. Who's gonna do it?"
*blonde in denim mini* "Why're you all lookin' at me??"
"Well, you *are* his daughter...."

GodoHell
The attention of the FBI? By, now, I'm sure we all do.

TheCarolingDiva
Nightmares? YOU GOT IT!!!

cajunmagic
Oh, jeez. I know that look. RUN, PUPPY! YOU'RE GONNA GET SODOMIZED!

ithurtswhenidothat
So Cajun how often have you seen a puppy sodimized?

GlitterBellRock
Danger! Falling Prices!

gleeb
Slowly, the Kool-Aid pitcher rolled himself over, hoping for the sweet release only death could bring…

TheSpaceToast
Cajun, if you ever decide to take the stalking up a few notches, can I recommend that you kill Jules' agent?

TheCarolingDiva
Britstina Mohan

Mattteus
What are you doing starting a rock band?? I SAID FIND FINGAL!!!!

GlitterBellRock

I no longer fear Hell. For I have seen Hip Hop Homeroom.