GlitterBellRock
"The Green River Killer? Me all along."

cajunmagic
"It's time for 'TOTALLY Overacting with Miss Nancy"!

Zee
The waiting room outside Gary Glitter's studio.

gleeb
Look out, Jonbenet!

(Too soon? But it's been years!)

Mattteus
AAAAHH MY EYES!!!

Christmas DITty
..............This is wrong.

TheLurker
Thanks, Glitter! Now we're going to get arrested!

GlitterBellRock
I'll bet Roman Polanski went through SO MUCH lotion and paper towels watching this video!

ithurtswhenidothat
2 little girls whose parents need beat down..

Mattteus
o/' two little skanks from school are we, filled to the brim with skanky glee... o/'

cajunmagic
What?! Look, what do you girls want from me, huh? I...I bought the thing because it was cheap and because it had Julianna in it. I didn't think she'd only be in it less than five minutes! What do you want? Why're you...why're you hounding me...throwing that...those things in my face? Huh?

OZOO
"Zee gave more pages to the Wiggles than to us! Now we've come for revenge..."

ChaosWolf1982
Mini-Hiltons.

Shit.

Chrismahanakwanzafreak
The Incredibly Strange Pedophiles Who Died and Became Mixed Up Childrens' Programming Directors

gleeb
Yes, said the editor, let's center that on some 13-year-old's torso. I'm tired of not being in prison.

cajunmagic
o/ "LOVE, pedo styyyyyle..." o/

Indomitus
Jason Bateman in a role that... Well, he's in a role, which I guess is kind of a step up for him.

TheCarolingDiva
Degas' "La Preteen Danseur"