MoldyLouWho
The real reason Saddam was hiding in a spider hole.

GlitterBellRock
President Bush has long suspected Saddam Hussein of stockpiling his own hidden supply of Happy Fun Balls.

Indomitus
...but no matter how hard Bush looked, he just couldn't find any balls.

BlakHat1
..on our own troops!

JohnSteed
...violating rules of the Happy Fun Ball covention, but the administration insists that the new rules of warfare have ruled the Happy Fun Ball convention decisions "quaint."

GlitterBellRock
I'd make a caption here ... but I'm a-scared!

The BitShifter
Happy Fun Ball, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

TheCarolingDiva
You know, at this point a caption would be kind of redundant...

AntiHero
That includes no "got served"s "went there"s, or "oh snap"s

elKapitan
Oh my god, we've been taunting it all this time! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!

JohnSteed
I can just see half my guy friends calling it "Happy F** Ball" right now....

DiscoBoy
Because it makes men uncomfortable when you do that.

Trin Tragula
No fair! This thing's capping itself!

MoldyLouWho
Neener, neener, neeeeenerrrrr! There, I taunted you. That's right, I'm not scared of you. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

TheCarolingDiva
And also a free life insurance policy.