HAPPY FUN BALL CAPTIONS
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GlitterBellRock
Must've been in Smallville. 97% of all glowing substances which fall to Earth automatically crash there.


TheCarolingDiva
The other 3% fall on Sunnydale and anywhere Mulder and Scully happen to be at.


Christmas DITy
So the aliens got tired of sending monoliths and gave us this?


elKapitan
oh, Fanta?


JohnSteed
It probably doesn't come from an inter-dimensional plane parallel to our own since science presently does not allow for the travelling between inter-dimensional planes that do not intersect our own, so for now we must presume it is from outer space.


Shockeye
So it's made out of cheese whiz.


JohnSteed
*If touching Happy Fun Ball causes you be devoured by fungus, please consult your local Agent for HARM.


AlexGariepy
Or could be dumped by dumping planes, I dunno.


Chrismahanakwanzafreak
o/' Wa-Oop! o/'


MoldyLouWho
...or maybe from Dave Matthews' band's bus. We're not sure.


GlitterBellRock
You mean even with the deployment of Happy Fun Ball, we STILL haven't won the war in Iraq??


Cyberbeast
The U.N. has leveled sanctions agaist the use of the Happy Fun Ball in warfare, as it is against the Geneva Convention.


GlitterBellRock
Rumor has it that was why Colin Powell resigned. He's on record as being staunchly anti-Happy Fun Ball since 1991.


AlexGariepy
*shakes head* And those stupid protesters complain about DU shells...


elKapitan
Al-Qaeda has vowed to wage Jihad against the Jewish toy, Happy Fun Ball.





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