GlitterBellRock
Soooo, Happy Fun Ball is like Kai from "Lexx?"

TheCarolingDiva
Waiiiiit...that's not the Happy Fun Ball, it's an orange!

AlexGariepy
Do not eat Happy Fun Ball as part of your complete breakfast.

elKapitan
Happy Fun Ball even entertains Ted Williams...

DocktorD
Do not cryogenically preserve Happy Fun Ball. If dropped, its many shards may thaw and worm their way into your lymphatic system.

JohnSteed
If Happy Fun Ball heats up, give it a time out.

Shockeye
Mine rolled under the fridge ... technically I'm safe.

Indomitus
Should anything go wrong, we, the makers of Happy Fun Ball, will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This commercial will self destruct in 15 seconds.

TheCarolingDiva
Tax, license, and dealer's fee not included.

DocktorD
Don't mess with us, we know Johnny Cochran.

Cyberbeast
Offer void in Tennessee, always consult your doctor before beginning an exercise program involving the Happy Fun Ball, if you Happy Fun Ball spews pea soup or speaks in a creepy deep voice consult the Catholic Church.

Shockeye
As a matter of fact, We, the makers of Happy Fun Ball, don't even exist.

Shockeye
If you got a problem with Happy Fun Ball, deal with it. If you break our balls about Happy Fun Ball, we'll break your thumbs. Capish?

MoldyLouWho
*No animals were harmed in the making of this commercial. Offer good in the continental United States only. Your mileage may vary. Results tabulated by the accounting firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.*

GizM
So there!