elKapitan
If you able to find a desk, do not hesitate to crawl under it. Especially if you find a desk equipped with a floatation device.

twetwe123
Once Happy Fun Ball has started smoking, you have precisely 20 seconds to say goodbye to your house, cancel the newspapers, box up your possessions, put the cat out, and get safely to a shelter. Have a nice day.

JohnSteed
Hope your grandparents just happen to have a bomb shelter they made during the Cuban Missile Crisis handy.

AlexGariepy
Like your chicken dinner?

TheCarolingDiva
Particularly sticky skin.

GlitterBellRock
Gravy skin?

Indomitus
But what if I'm made of teflon?

Christmas DITy
No scales?

AntiHero
So it's made by the same company that produces the Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi?

Cyberbeast
The Happy Fun Ball is racist?!

YibbleGuy
"So ... do not ball Happy Fun Ball."

Cyberbeast
Statically charged skin.

GlitterBellRock
Would it stick to Rumplestilskin?

JohnSteed
Like Skinner from the X-Files?

MoldyLouWho
Oh, it's okay. I'm covered in PAM™.