Trin Tragula
* In loco parentis
* Ex post facto
* Orbis non sufficit
* Caveat emptor

MoldyLouWho
* A sudden need to know what Carrot Top is doing at this very minute
* Increased interest in toothpicks
* The ramblings of "she-who-must-not-be-named" begin to make sense

AntiHero
No, thats Happy Fun Cheney.

Cyberbeast
So far, these are the same side effects as homemade whiskey.

TheCarolingDiva
Hey, that's what happens when I get within ten feet of Hugh Jackman...

JohnSteed
Me when I get within ten feet of a girl.

GlitterBellRock
*Sweaty palms-- no, wait... that's just if Ferris wants to get out of going to school

twetwe123
WARNING If you have noticed any of these symptoms, you must act fast. You are in lust. Remove clothing, participate in horizontal folk-dancing with the object of aforementioned lust, take two aspirin and rest for 24 hours. If symptoms persist, see your healthcare professional, especially if said healthcare professional is the focus of aforementioned lust.

MoldyLouWho
What is, "What happens when Rosie O'Donnell spots a cheesecake?", Alex?

Shockeye
Apply ashtray immediately.

GlitterBellRock
Make peace with your God.

Cyberbeast
Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

TheCarolingDiva
If you are in your car, get out, go to a low-lying area such as a ditch, and lie flat on the ground with your hands protecting your head and neck.

AlexGariepy
Give Happy Fun Ball a nicotine patch.

Good King meQal
Hope that all your affairs are in order.