GlitterBellRock
But the peat .... ahhhhh, the peat.

JohnSteed
Happy Fun Ball must be used on arguments that are flimsy and use straw men in an attempt to avoid the real issues.

Shockeye
Better yet, play with it in the house. Who cares how loud Mom yells.

MoldyLouWho
Wood, however, works well with our balls.

DocktorD
Blacktop, macadam, and asphalt are all approved surfaces for play with Happy Fun Ball. Make sure these surfaces are clean, dry, and level before they make contact with Happy Fun Ball. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on any such surface if it has cracks that have been sealed or holes that have been patched with another substance. Especially avoid using Happy Fun Ball on surfaces that have been "sealed" by Irish Travelers.

GlitterBellRock
* Self doubt
* Split ends
* Explosive diarrhea

Cyberbeast
* Fungus crotch rot
* Violent projectile eye mucus
* Occasional lower back pain

TheCarolingDiva
*Compulsion to make running gag captions

Christmas DITy
*Running out of ideas when capping.

GlitterBellRock
and the #1 answer?
* No tix for White Chicks!

Good King meQal
* Sudden Urge To Buy Crap From A Discount Retailer
* Think That Jonestown Kool Ade would Be Refreashing About Now
* Mysterious Skid Marks Appear In Your Underwear
* You See The Virgin Mary In A Ten Year Old Grilled Cheese Sandwich

elKapitan
* Heart attack
* Stroke
* Really bad stomach bloating
* Internal combustion
* You accept steroids from Barry Bond's trainer
* You are attacked by Ron Artest
* Image of a Flaming C*nt keeps reappearing in your mind
* Penis stays erect longer than four hours
* Sudden urge to see the movie "Alexander"
* Death

JohnSteed
*The need to make a caption about one of the extremely minor characters in Suikoden II

twetwe123
* Writer's block
* Insomnia
* Caffeine addiction
* Nervous twitching
* Desire to haunt the Cap-Page Board until 1 in the morning
* Desire to watch Dr Phil.
* Spontaneous Combustion

DiscoBoy
* Gout
* Incontinence
* Spontaneous Pregnancy
* Uzumaki!!!!