JohnSteed
Prolongued exposure to young women may cause unwanted pregnancy.

BlakHat1
In fact, if you're pregnant you shouldn't even watch this commercial! LOOK AWAY!! COVER YOUR EARS!! YOU WANT YOUR KID TO LOOK LIKE A *SQUID*? RUN I TELL YOU!!!

DocktorD
Happy Fun Ball also exists in another space-time continuum under the name "the Langoliers."

MoldyLouWho
Boys under 10, especially, should avoid Happy Fun Ball altogether, or once puberty hits, your balls will neither be happy, nor fun.

TheCarolingDiva
And when it hits 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

GlitterBellRock
... but should it drop below 50 miles per hour, the bus is DOOMED!

Indomitus
Warning: Happy Fun Ball can't drive 55.

Christmas DITy
So it's a Charlotte, NC driver?

GlitterBellRock
"Happy Fun Ball's just gone PLAID!"

AlexGariepy
Damn Happy Fun Balls and their illegal street racing.

elKapitan
If Happy Fun Ball exceeds 299,792,458 meters per second, please contact Stephen Hawking.

JohnSteed
Warning: Happy Fun Ball can leap into the lives of people in its lifetime and make the right things wrong again.

Shockeye
Seat Belts are required.

Trin Tragula
...if used in the vicinity of any members of the following police forces:
* The Federal Bureau of Investigations
* The Metropolitan Police Service
* The City of London Police
* The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
* Le Gendarme Nationale
* The Royal Canadian Mounted Police
* Der Bundesgendarmerie
* Garda Síochána na hÉireann
* The Avon and Somerset Constabulary
* Heddlu Gogledd Cymru
* Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea Parks Police
* Mersey Tunnel Police

MoldyLouWho
So *that's* why Earnhardt crashed!