Cyberbeast
Or, just 1,495 easy payments of one cent!

Good King meQal
Available At Wal-Mart

elKapitan
As seen on TV!

elKapitan
It used to be called Gay Fun Ball, but eventually some began to feel that name was a little too suggestive...

twetwe123
Only $14.95, plus $7.98 (actually make it $15.49) for postage and handling, oh, and $38.63 for something else I've just thought of, and an extra $9.67 for your special FREE booklet, 'Money Making Scams and How to Avoid Them, Or How to Start them Yourself if You'd Like a Bit of Extra Cash'.

Shockeye
Or as it used to be called: Sphere Of Death.

JohnSteed
With, of course, a small agreement with Satan....

MoldyLouWho
Call within the next ten minutes and you'll get a SECOND Happy Fun Ball, absolutely FREE! But wait! There's more! Use your VISA or MasterCard and we'll include this set of lead Happy Fun Ball handling mitts AND a lead apron, too! That's not one, but TWO Happy Fun Balls, the lead mitts, and the lead apron, all for only $14.95 plus $5.95 shipping and handling. Call now! Operators are standing by!

DiscoBoy
Buy the Happy Fun Ball* now!
(*Note: Formerly belonged to Tom Green.)

GlitterBellRock
In fact, consult a doctor immediately following the reading of this warning.

Cyberbeast
WARNING: After prolonged exposure to sunlight, the Happy Fun Ball ceases to be Happy, or Fun, or even a Ball.

TheCarolingDiva
Check for liver problems before using.

Shockeye
Happy Fun Ball has been known to cause Superman to lose his powers.

elKapitan
Please do not expose Happy Fun Ball to bright light or water, and whatever you do, absolutely positively do NOT feed Happy Fun Ball after midnight.

Trin Tragula
Can we get Roger Moore to, ahem, test the veracity of this warning?