Cyberbeast
"If you taunt the Happy Fun Ball, I'll make a sequel to 'Master of Disguise.' I mean it, back off!"

GlitterBellRock
"Well, isn't that SPHERICAL?"

LoveLiveRock
Dana Carvey for Tomato Growers of America!

MoldyLouWho
"Check it out! I got the last orange to survive the Florida hurricanes of 2004! ME! Suck on THAT, America!"

Cyberbeast
"I taunted the Happy Fun Ball, and afterwards I needed a lobotomy just to deal with the painful memories of the excruciating onslaught the Happy Fun Ball unleashed upon me! Also, I like birds!"

GlitterBellRock
"Happy Fun Ball is my new boyfriend!"

Cyberbeast
"The Happy Fun Ball also makes a great birth control device!"

elKapitan
"Happy Fun Ball is way better than any vibrator!"

GlitterBellRock
"Happy Fun Ball is much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again."

GlitterBellRock
Mike Myers is turning into KUKLA!

GizM
Wayne's World 3: Grade School Schwiiing
You'll laugh for a third time.
You'll cry a third time.
You'll hurl a third time.
You'll learn not to taunt Happy Fun Ball.

MoldyLouWho
Looks like she's already gotten ahold of some happy fun balls...