GlitTerrorRock
ANDO! FATALITY!!

GlitTurkeyRock
"The Alpha Bits are floating out of the bowl again."
"Sweetie, what did I tell you about dipping in Daddy's peyote stash?"

GlitTurkeyRock
He's in the garden of Eden!

Cyberbeast
*pan down further, Bashir and O'Brien are standing in line in cheerleader uniforms*

Indomitus
"Cindy... I don't know how to say this gently so I'll just say it... Only a moron would stuff her bra with grapefruit halves. You look like you're wearing a bra made from 2 old VW bug hubcaps."

Zee
Bring It On XXVII: Armageddon

YibbleGuy
Doogie Houser, P.D.

Sidesk
Because of course, the kind of female role models best encapsulating empowerment and equality in the 21st century are, of course... cheerleaders???

YibbleGuy
Now I'm REALLY confused about how to unhook her bra ....

GlitTurkeyRock
As if it were possible for Hayden Panettiere to be flatter...

gleeb
Again? How many pearl necklaces do you need, woman?

leapetra
"Mom did any one tell you, you look like a puffin."

GlitTurkeyRock
GAH! It's like the Saw puppet with a wig!

TheDiva
It's like they dressed up the Phil Collins puppet from "Land of Confusion" in drag!

Zee
Oh, it wasn't enough to saw off the top of his skull, YOU had to jerk off all over him!

tinaw
Ali, those kind of shirts only look good on women with actual breasts.

TheDiva
Sheesh, does she have boob tape on, or is her head on backwards? I'VE got more cleavage than that!

JMShearer
Aw, hell, Diva, even I'D fill that shirt out better!