Agent_Moldy
Cheer up, Opie. You can go fishing tomorrow!
meqal
Just found out that he and Harry will be lovers in the sixth book.
ArkhamGuard
Just found out that he and Harry will NOT be lovers in the sixth book.
Trin Tragula
"Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you doing in my bed?"
Agent_Moldy
"Having a quidditch accident and breaking your arm is no excuse. You were tardy. No fruit cup for you!"
meqal
The typical 10 at closing time at a bar.
GlitterRock
One-half of the '70s music sensation, the Dobby Brothers!
DocktorD
Notice that Harry doesn't even bother to buy him a new ragged smock.
Agent_Moldy
"From Kentucky? No, that's ignorant...you're being ignorant!"
Coakley
"Dobby want Gollum! DOBBY WANT GOLLUM! Float like butterfly, sting like bee!"
JurassicPork
"...and the Crypt Keeper lays down the sign. He's calling for Schilling to throw the split finger fastball..."
BitShifter
"Kiss my ass, Potter! I ain't going to work as long as the gu'mint checks keep rollin' in!"
The_Gray_Zombie
In this place, you take a piss in a room that's fancier than the room that you sleep in. Must be some sort of Wizard Logic.
TheDiva
I'd just like to know why they have large picture windows in the public restroom...
Indomitus
That's actually a very good question, Diva. Didn't notice that before.
I mean, one might say it's okay because it's way up in a tower, but it's a magical world. They can fly.
Hm. Girl's bathroom. Betcha the Slytherin boys' rooms are right across from it.