GlitterRock
Grand Theft Auto: Ravenloft
TheDiva
Meanwhile Gandalf's riding Shadowfax through the gates, Van Helsing and Dracula are duking it out in the tower, Pearl's sending another bad movie up to the SOL...
JohnSteed
They have Blade Runner spinners, too? Awesome!
LauraPowers85
"You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you're in one!"
ArkhamGuard
Lost: Magic Ring of Power, size: variable, color: gold with fancy lettering when hot; makes wearer invisible. Contact: Sauron at reply #1368666
Lost: My Precious. Pretty Ring, size: variable, color: gold with fancy lettering when hot; makes wearer invisible. Contact: Gollum at reply #1368678
Lost: Evil Ring of Power, size: variable, color: gold with fancy lettering when hot; makes wearer invisible. Contact: Frodo at reply #136895.
Lost: Magic Ring of Power, size: variable, color: gold with Elvish lettering when hot; makes wearer invisible; Must find. Vital to security of Gondor. Contact: Boromir at reply #1368701
TheDiva
SIRIUS BLACK DENIED PAROLE
MUGGLE CHILDREN FIND INTERDIMENTIONAL PORTAL IN WARDROBE
NEW PETITION AGAINST WAND TAX
GlitterRock
And Snape's even paid for a special Valentine to Diva on the front page! Awwwwwww......
JohnSteed
They let 13 year-olds who tYpE lIk Dis and haven't become familiar with the return button run the school news paper.
Agent_Moldy
"Diva! Did I say you could leave the bedroom? Get back in there, young lady!"
Indomitus
"My life goal is to make grown men around the world have impure thoughts about an underage girl, vis-a-vis: me."
GlitterRock
Geezer-ford Park
The_Gray_Zombie
Bah, Doom does not understand why tourism is down.
"I'm sorry, m'lord, but the people wish to visit the GlitterDome."
Curse you, GlitterRock. Doom shall have his revenge, and he shall have the world, the power, the henchdudes, and....stuff.
TheDiva
It is impossible to look sinister with earmuffs.
GlitterRock
.oO Earmuffs, ha! Luckily, we Malfoys are blessed with copious amounts of ear-hair. Oo.
Indomitus
Worst. Princess Leia Costumes. Ever.