GlitterRock
"You da man, Lockhart!"
"That's right -- *I* da man!"
TheDiva
So "Branagh" is Irish for "Smarm"?
JohnSteed
"Do YOU need help with killing your neighbor's dog?"
TheLurker
A young Eminem wonders whether he should lose himself in the music, the moment.
CaptionFreak
Ned Dorsey was never really popular in the wizarding world, but he had a lot of fake marriages.
TheDiva
--rick you, Harry!
TheDiva
Hello, my name's Lucius and I'm the resident rich bastard...
PrezGAR
"Hello, Foster Uncle Lucius."
"Jason."
"Yes, Foster Uncle Lucius?"
"No, Jason."
"No what, Foster Uncle Lucius?"
"Arrrrgh! If you werent who you are, I'd pull out my wand, and use one of the Unforgiveable Curses on you."
GlitterRock
Trying to be Julian Sands and -- well, I'd say doing a passable job, actually!
JohnSteed
"Ah, Profound Darkness, I should've known you were in league with Voldemort!"
"YOU ARE POWERLESS TO STOP US, FOOLISH WIZARD!"
GlitterRock
.oO Little cow! Not only is she a Mudblood -- she took the last bottle of Pantene Pro-V off the shelf! Oo.
TheDiva
They just realized there's a whole subset of fanfic devoted to the two of them getting together.
GlitterRock
"Roy Scheider? You're a wizard, too??"
"Talking dolphin, anyone? Hello?"
"Ahhhh, of course."
GlitterRock
She got her hair done the same place as Mel Gibson's Lionheart
Indomitus
EXTREEEEEME Luggage Trolleys!!