PrezGAR
The Young Julianne Moore Chronicles
tinaw
. . .which took over for the Young Jodie Foster Chronicles, cancelled in January.
tinaw
"Saffy, be a dear and bring mummy's anti-depressant and a dry martini, will you darling?"
PrezGAR
You'd think that, as an employee of the Ministry of Magic, Arthur would make more than he does. Maybe Lucius is making sure the Weasleys stay poor, and the Malfoys get richer?
Trin Tragula
Arthur's a relatively junior civil servant in an out-of-the-way department, even if he is head of it. Therefore, he doesn't get too much money: enough maybe to support a wife and two children, but not seven.
GlitterRock
.oO Thank God they don't know that I *do* make quite a bit of dosh. Except I keep spending it on amateur theater and Muggle whores.... Oo.
The_Gray_Zombie
.o0 And let's not forget my new position as Magical Henchdude for his Awesomeness GlitterRock. With what he's paying, I'll be able to actually give the boys a decent haircut. But first, I must turn Doom into a newt.0o.
ArkhamGuard
Taking it as an omen, Ron Weasley would now fight crime as... Owlboy!
The_Gray_Zombie
Both reading reject letters from GlitterRock's Young Henchdude Academy.
"So sad, too bad, bye bye"
GlitterRock
"Doctor, could you do this to your own-- AHHHHHHhhhhh......"
TheDiva
Unfortunately, the Floo powder mistakenly sends him to the Emerald City.
JurassicPork
This once mild mannered Amish farmer got caught in a gamma ray explosion and is now THE INCREDIBLE MENNONITE!
ArkhamGuard
o/ I think I'll tryyyyyyyyy defying gravity! Kiss me goodbyyyyyyyyyye! I'm defying gravity! /o
Coakley
Sheesh, you'd think Smallville residents would know to avoid the green rocks by now
GlitterRock
"OK, here's the floo powder. Just grab a handfloo-- full-- handflool.... dammit, just take the plot-device already!"