Trin Tragula
"...There is a certain je ne sais quoi about a firm...young...carrot."
TheDiva
You'd think Uncle Vernon would know better than to torment a kid who can will him into cardiac arrest...
Agent_Moldy
"Look, Harry, I can't be bothered with your problems when Fingal is still out there!"
JohnSteed
You'd think the kid would be more impressed with deceased-President Taft visiting him.
GlitterRock
"Ahhhh yeah, ah'm dead sex-AY! Look at me, feelin' mah titt-AY!"
ArkhamGuard
o/ Like a Virgin! Kissed for the very first time! Like a Vir-vir-vir-gin!.../o
JurassicPork
"I seem to have misplaced my beef brisket. Must be in my other suit. Harry, my boy, conjure me up another one. There's a lad..."
Indomitus
"It's the big one! I'm comin' Elizabeth, I'm comin'!"
NurseNoir
"Wafer thin, you say?"
MuscleBabe Lover
Yeah, I'd be shocked, too, if a mustachioed John Madden began fondling himself in front of me...
PrezGAR
One little House Elf, jumpin on the bed.
He fell off and broke his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
No more House Elfs jumpin on the bed.
CaptionFreak
Meet Dobby.
RUN FROM DOBBY!
Agent_Moldy
"Yayyyy!!! Dobby no have school today!!!"
*bounce, bounce, bounce*
GlitterRock
"OOooh, what was Dobby drinking last night? I-- ACCCK!! Oh no! Uh..... you *are* eighteen, right? Dobby is on probation."
Dita DuPave
I didn't know Starvin' Marvin played Dobby.