PrezGAR
Yippe Ti yay, Mr Cowboy.
TheDiva
I'd still like to know why Dumbledore thought putting this guy in charge of impressionable young children was a good idea.
(Yeah, he's a bastard...but he's a gorgeous bastard.)
LongLiveRock
Wow, fancy chocolate!
TheDiva
"Made it meself. Took a scrapbooking class down in Hogsmeade..."
Agent_Moldy
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Moldy curls up in a ball in the corner, rocking, muttering incoherently*
GlitterRock
"Chamber of Secrets" -- the second most obvious vagina-reference since Star Trek's "The Man Trap!"
GlitterRock
You will practice no magic outside Hogwart's ....
... but taking living, magic books outside of it is A-OK! Hell, show your friends!
TheDiva
And for some reason, playing with your wand under the sheets isn't an issue either.
PrezGAR
"Fix my food, muggle, or I shall turn you into a drinking glass."
GlitterRock
"Now listen to me, you little-- "
"Ahhh, knock off the shit, Uncle Vernon. I'm not in the mood today."
Agent_Moldy
"Look, see, I'm a wizard, and I -- ahhhh, forget it."
TheDiva
I thought Harry didn't start blowing up relatives until the next episode...oh wait, they always look like that.
Trin Tragula
"Wretched beast! Get out at once!"
ArkhamGuard
o/"God save our gracious Queeeeeeeeeeen...!"/o
NurseNoir
The top three reasons for the decline of British civilization.