Countess Coco
Alexander Pope, Lizard tamer
GlitterRock
"T-t-today, class, I'm g-g-going to teach you how to drain t-t-the lizard..."
Agent_Moldy
Failed Geico spokesanimal audition #732.
JohnSteed
Simon Belmont's going to run into them fighting a bone-throwing skeleton...
Dita DuPave
*sounds of heavy breathing*
"Where are we?"
"Looks likes we're...in the...'teens,"
"When we get to twenty, tell me... I'm gonna throw up,"
tinaw
"Well uh, normally I don't do this, but. . . go ahead keep the party rollin'. . ."
YibbleGuy
"Do you really need a wizard's help for this, Mr. Sosa?"
"I need a perfectly smooth seam. Now, put this cork in my bat like I told you."
TheDiva
Long Island iced tea, Harry?
PrezGAR
Yum, a Rochet's.
GlitterRock
*chitter chitter*
TheDiva
I thought Hermione was supposed to be the one who was staring dreamily at Gilderoy Lockhart...
GlitterRock
ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE!!
GOLLUM SUSPENDED FROM FILM AFTER STEROIDS SCANDAL!!
PrezGAR
"Argh... My heart... arteries tightening. But Madam Pomfrey said my heart was fine."
o0O{Never side against me. The Boy Who Lived is next.}O0o
TheDiva
Realized he has two, three years of cuteness left, tops.
GlitterRock
The new Nimbus 2000 double-barrelled shotgun!