GlitterRock
Putting the dunce hat on a young Ryan Stiles would shape the rest of his adult life....
GlitterRock
"I just got my nipples pierced, young Gryffindors. What do you think?" (opening robes)
TheDiva
Since when did Legolas attend boarding school?
GlitterRock
A young Julian Sands/Warlock!
TheDiva
I gotta say, "nasty, slimy-haired git" never looked so damn good. (Sigh)
Dita DuPave
Even seasoned, female cappers say YES to children's book villains
GlitterRock
Emo Phillips *IS* Dracula!
PrezGAR
I raised my hand in Potions, and Snape bit it off.
YibbleGuy
"I assure you, Hermione, we two girls can find *many* wonderful things to do in my bedroom."
TheDiva
Neville experiences the embarrassment of being unable to keep his wood down.
PrezGAR
I don't take baths or showers because I can't get wet. My grandmother melted because some American girl threw water on her. Then she took Grandmother's broom.
GlitterRock
"Oh yeah Malfoy?? Well.... your roots are showing! So there!"
GlitterRock
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world, Harry?"
"I do -- everytime you open your mouth!"
Agent_Moldy
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Junior Ballbreaker
TheDiva
Like it? Snagged it off the Goblin King; he wanted to give it to some ditzy Muggle...