Dita DuPave
"You guys are really gonna cap me?"
"Yep, pretty much."
Coakley
"I can't go to Slytherin! They use kids like me as currency!"
GlitterRock
"The hand-me-down clothes.... the freckles... the red hair, you MUST be a Cunningham!"
JurassicPork
"Yeah. Me. Worry."
Agent_Moldy
Danny Bonadouchebag
TheDiva
.oO (What am I doing here? I played Richard the Third, there were six curtain calls...)
Agent_Moldy
"Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die, than give you my roll. Now buzz off."
TheDiva
"All right, logically we would do this alphabetically, but since the movie's long enough as it is, let's have the most dramatically significant characters come up first."
PrezGAR
"Are you Wealeys magic folk or rabbits? There's too bloody many of you."
GlitterRock
"It's the Minister of Silly Heads!"
Agent_Moldy
I warned you not to ask where the headcheese came from.
TheLurker
Don't you mean headCLEESE?
GlitterRock
"Just press the button under here, and the door to the Batpoles will open....."
PrezGAR
"Password?" "I dont know your bloody password. But I do have this can of Magic Paint Remover I bought on Knockturn Alley. So open up, or I start dabbing."
GlitterRock
The cover of FHM Magazine, August 1882.