Agent_Moldy
Harry was always careful to heed the words of Towelie. "A good wizard always brings a towel."
JohnSteed
Yeah, I wore those glasses in middle school and got deviled eggs shoved down my shirt. However, Jerk Kicker Rowling suddenly writes a couple books, and now they're all the rage!
TheDiva
Uh-oh, my spell-check just exploded...
The_Gray_Zombie
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Widget's School of Captions and Smartassedness.....
Dita DuPave
"We are NOT making an underwear on the ceiling joke in this cap!"
GlitterRock
"We're not making a WHAT cap, Hagrid?"
"Underwear on the ceiling, Harry. Ooooh, I shouldn't have said that."
JohnSteed
He got the One Ring as a Cracker Jack prize? Neat.
GlitterRock
"I loved you in DR. NO!"
"You're mistaken. That was Quarrel. I'm Quirrel."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. I'm the one with a turban, he's the one who was urbane. It's a common mistake."
LongLiveRock
Welcome to Hooters your server will be here promptly!
PrezGAR
Someone needs to sue their contractor.
TheDiva
Never ask Terry Pratchett to design your city hall.
TheDiva
We found Ben Stein's money!
TheLurker
o/` (cue Pink Floyd bass line) Money, it's a gas... o/`
The_Gray_Zombie
And, to ensure that all my Charisma Carpenter caps make it onto the GlitterDome, here's the payment we agreed upon, Glitter. Upteen billion dollars in gold coins. And most people think you ask for the impossible.
TheDiva
Ah, here we are...size 8 men's wingtips.